Some Recent Plays
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
2 hours ago
58 The Thong Song.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
2 hours ago
39 The World of Warcraft.
__________. That's how I want to die.
2 hours ago
39 I'm friends with your dad on Facebook.
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________.
2 hours ago
51 Oompa-Loompas.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
2 hours ago
81 Bestiality.
I drink to forget __________.
2 hours ago
66 Gloryholes.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
2 hours ago
80 Kids with ass cancer.
What's my anti-drug?
2 hours ago
40 The Tempur-Pedic® Swedish Sleep System™.
Why do I hurt all over?
2 hours ago
133 Tentacle porn.
Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage.
2 hours ago
18 Object permanence.
z | 1
Sexy Siamese twins.
x | 2
My humps.
c | 3
Sharing needles.
 
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