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What's a girl's best friend?
90 mins ago
28 Fancy Feast.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
90 mins ago
52 Accidentally slipping yourself a roofie.
What's there a ton of in heaven?
90 mins ago
43 Boogers.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
93 mins ago
1 Mutually-assured destruction.
Poor people.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
93 mins ago
1 Friction.
Scrubbing under the folds.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
93 mins ago
1 Nip slips.
The miracle of childbirth.
__________. High five, bro.
93 mins ago
73 MechaHitler.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
93 mins ago
71 Picking up girls at the abortion clinic.
What's that sound?
5 hours ago
124 Masturbation.
What are my parents hiding from me?
5 hours ago
82 Full frontal nudity.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
z | 1
The Blood of Christ.
x | 2
Half-assed foreplay.
c | 3
Ring Pops™.
A falcon with a cap on its head.
Suicidal thoughts.
Getting so angry that you pop a boner.
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