Some Recent Plays
What am I giving up for Lent?
12 hours ago
32 Tangled Slinkys.
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
12 hours ago
49 Another goddamn vampire movie.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
12 hours ago
73 Gandhi.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
12 hours ago
38 Jean-Claude Van Damme.
12 hours ago
1 Toni Morrison's vagina.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
12 hours ago
34 Preteens.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
12 hours ago
30 America.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
12 hours ago
45 Sperm whales.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
12 hours ago
60 An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
12 hours ago
63 Justin Bieber.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
z | 1
Forgetting the Alamo.
x | 2
Tripping balls.
c | 3
Sexy Siamese twins.
Roofies.
Attitude.
Puberty.
 
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