Some Recent Plays
What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
10 mins ago
53 Menstruation.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
10 mins ago
1 American Gladiators.
Dick fingers.
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
12 mins ago
40 A Gypsy curse.
What's that smell?
12 mins ago
106 Kids with ass cancer.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
13 mins ago
91 Hot Pockets®.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
5 hours ago
1 My collection of high-tech sex toys.
A big hoopla about nothing.
What will always get you laid?
5 hours ago
83 Making the penises kiss.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
5 hours ago
1 Balls.
Paula Dean's diabetes
What are my parents hiding from me?
5 hours ago
42 Whipping it out.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
5 hours ago
108 Revenge fucking.
z | 1
x | 2
The American Dream.
c | 3
Dwarf tossing.
Getting so angry that you pop a boner.
A balanced breakfast.
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