Some Recent Plays
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
111 mins ago
1 Enormous Scandinavian women.
Anal beads.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
13 hours ago
122 Tentacle porn.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
13 hours ago
42 Will Smith.
What helps Obama unwind?
13 hours ago
85 Morgan Freeman's voice.
Betcha can't have just one!
14 hours ago
99 2 Girls 1 Cup.
What's my secret power?
14 hours ago
72 Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
14 hours ago
77 Lance Armstrong's missing testicle.
What will always get you laid?
14 hours ago
57 Jewish fraternities.
It's a trap!
14 hours ago
44 Being a busy adult with many important things to do.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
14 hours ago
39 Glenn Beck catching his scrotum on a curtain hook.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
z | 1
Asians who aren't good at math.
x | 2
Stifling a giggle at the mention of Hutus and Tutsis.
c | 3
Pixelated bukkake.
Sperm whales.
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