Some Recent Plays
What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
15 hours ago
61 Penis envy.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
15 hours ago
1 Fingering.
Kim Jong-il.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
15 hours ago
48 Improvised explosive devices.
What helps Obama unwind?
15 hours ago
69 Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine.
Why do I hurt all over?
15 hours ago
61 A clandestine butt scratch.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
15 hours ago
40 Women in yogurt commercials.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
198 hours ago
49 Powerful thighs.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
198 hours ago
84 Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
198 hours ago
22 Classist undertones.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
198 hours ago
101 The Chinese gymnastics team.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
z | 1
The inevitable heat death of the universe.
x | 2
Christopher Walken.
c | 3
Ronald Reagan.
Clams.
Wearing underwear inside-out to avoid doing laundry.
A big hoopla about nothing.
 
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