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In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
3 hours ago
1 Preteens.
Keanu Reeves.
Why am I sticky?
3 hours ago
42 Copping a feel.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
3 hours ago
54 Ring Pops™.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
3 hours ago
46 Child beauty pageants.
It's a trap!
3 hours ago
50 Not giving a shit about the Third World.
What ended my last relationship?
3 hours ago
81 The boners of the elderly.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
3 hours ago
91 Porn stars.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
3 hours ago
58 Just the tip.
Why can't I sleep at night?
3 hours ago
38 Explosions.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with __________ for the first time.
3 hours ago
34 Waterboarding.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
z | 1
Passive-aggression.
x | 2
Grave robbing.
c | 3
Sunshine and rainbows.
An icepick lobotomy.
Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts.
A Bop It™.
 
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