Some Recent Plays
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
4 hours ago
42 Men.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
7 hours ago
37 Dorito breath.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
7 hours ago
65 Poor life choices.
War! What is it good for?
7 hours ago
51 Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
7 hours ago
46 Carnies.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
7 hours ago
1 Guys who don't call.
Spectacular abs.
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
7 hours ago
86 Authentic Mexican cuisine.
What's my secret power?
7 hours ago
59 Insatiable bloodlust.
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
7 hours ago
46 People who smell their own socks.
__________. It's a trap!
7 hours ago
56 Five-Dollar Footlongs™.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
z | 1
A clandestine butt scratch.
x | 2
A wheelchair death race.
c | 3
Genetically engineered super-soldiers.
Panda sex.
Balls.
Old-people smell.
 
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