Some Recent Plays
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
8 hours ago
48 Michelle Obama's arms.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
10 hours ago
31 Popped collars.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
10 hours ago
1 Nicolas Cage.
Edible underpants.
What am I giving up for Lent?
10 hours ago
41 Too much hair gel.
What's my anti-drug?
10 hours ago
25 Take-backsies.
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
10 hours ago
77 Tasteful sideboob.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
10 hours ago
23 Natural selection.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
10 hours ago
1 John Wilkes Booth.
My relationship status.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with __________ for the first time.
10 hours ago
133 An anal probe.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
10 hours ago
48 The terrorists.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
z | 1
x | 2
Robbing a sperm bank.
c | 3
Horse meat.
A murder most foul.
Pterodactyl eggs.
A big black dick.
Click a card (or use the keyboard shortcuts) to select it as the winner for this hand.

This is a work in progress - inspired by, but not affiliated with, the amazing folks at Cards Against Humanity.
The cards are a mix of CAH originals and custom original words and phrases.
#CAHOnline | by @dojohnso | Feedback & Support