Some Recent Plays
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
21 mins ago
34 Impotence.
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
21 mins ago
74 White privilege.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
21 mins ago
37 Prosti-tots.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
21 mins ago
1 The four arms of Vishnu.
Douchebags on their iPhones.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
21 mins ago
37 Being a busy adult with many important things to do.
What will always get you laid?
22 mins ago
49 College.
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
22 mins ago
74 Foreskin.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
22 mins ago
44 Licking things to claim them as your own.
Why do I hurt all over?
22 mins ago
46 Catapults.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
22 mins ago
123 Erectile dysfunction.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
z | 1
Rip Torn dropkicking anti-Semitic lesbians.
x | 2
Mouth herpes.
c | 3
Man meat.
Eating all of the cookies before the AIDS bake-sale.
Balls.
Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine.
 
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