Some Recent Plays
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
2 hours ago
136 Justin Bieber.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
4 hours ago
85 Republicans.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
4 hours ago
31 Stifling a giggle at the mention of Hutus and Tutsis.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
4 hours ago
24 Repression.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
4 hours ago
1 Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.
Kim Jong-il.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
11 hours ago
38 An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
11 hours ago
60 Finger painting.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
11 hours ago
2 My machete.
The Donald Trump Seal of Approval™.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
11 hours ago
75 An anal probe.
What's the most emo?
11 hours ago
60 Tiger Woods.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
z | 1
Getting in her pants, politely.
x | 2
The Care Bear Stare.
c | 3
Literally eating shit.
Whipping it out.
Sarah Palin.
AIDS.
 
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