Some Recent Plays
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
38 mins ago
76 Pictures of boobs.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
38 mins ago
1 Seppuku.
Gary Coleman.
What's the crustiest?
38 mins ago
85 A micropenis.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
38 mins ago
14 I'm friends with your dad on Facebook.
I drink to forget __________.
4 hours ago
41 Dry heaving.
4 hours ago
35 A grande sugar-free iced soy caramel macchiato.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
7 hours ago
44 A good sniff.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
7 hours ago
1 A micropenis.
Sweet, sweet vengeance.
What's the next Happy MealĀ® toy?
7 hours ago
28 Bingeing and purging.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
7 hours ago
37 A look-see.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
z | 1
A neglected Tamagotchi™.
x | 2
Wiping her butt.
c | 3
My genitals.
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