Some Recent Plays
What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
4 hours ago
61 Penis envy.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
4 hours ago
1 Fingering.
Kim Jong-il.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
4 hours ago
48 Improvised explosive devices.
What helps Obama unwind?
4 hours ago
69 Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine.
Why do I hurt all over?
4 hours ago
61 A clandestine butt scratch.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
4 hours ago
40 Women in yogurt commercials.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
187 hours ago
49 Powerful thighs.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
187 hours ago
84 Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
187 hours ago
22 Classist undertones.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
187 hours ago
101 The Chinese gymnastics team.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
z | 1
Asians who aren't good at math.
x | 2
A robust mongoloid.
c | 3
Bingeing and purging.
 
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