Some Recent Plays
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
7 hours ago
1 Puberty.
Paula Dean's diabetes
__________. It's a trap!
7 hours ago
56 That thing that electrocutes your abs.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
7 hours ago
70 Dwarf tossing.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
7 hours ago
55 Praying the gay away.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
7 hours ago
56 Stephen Hawking talking dirty.
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________.
7 hours ago
62 Men.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
7 hours ago
74 Pictures of boobs.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
7 hours ago
45 Laying an egg.
What's that sound?
7 hours ago
129 A sad handjob.
What's a girl's best friend?
7 hours ago
86 8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
z | 1
Uppercuts.
x | 2
Guys who don't call.
c | 3
Sarah Palin.
 
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