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What gives me uncontrollable gas?
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38 Jean-Claude Van Damme.
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1 Toni Morrison's vagina.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
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34 Preteens.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
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30 America.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
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45 Sperm whales.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
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60 An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
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63 Justin Bieber.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
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21 Frolicking.
What's that sound?
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20 Adderall™.
__________? There's an app for that.
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What did I bring back from Mexico?
z | 1
The Rapture.
x | 2
Apologizing.
c | 3
Breaking out into song and dance.
 
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