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When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
3 hours ago
69 A neglected Tamagotchi™.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
15 hours ago
93 Elderly Japanese men.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
15 hours ago
83 Lady Gaga.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
15 hours ago
60 My relationship status.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
15 hours ago
83 Half-assed foreplay.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
15 hours ago
38 Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
15 hours ago
58 Adderall™.
__________: good to the last drop.
15 hours ago
61 Genital piercings.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
15 hours ago
48 The milk man.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
15 hours ago
107 All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
z | 1
The Rapture.
x | 2
Hulk Hogan.
c | 3
Flavored condoms.
 
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