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In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
3 hours ago
86 Teenage pregnancy.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
15 hours ago
76 My collection of high-tech sex toys.
What's my anti-drug?
15 hours ago
24 Centaurs.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
15 hours ago
17 (I am doing Kegels right now.)
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
15 hours ago
46 Statistically validated stereotypes.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
15 hours ago
52 Menstruation.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
15 hours ago
1 Glenn Beck being harried by a swarm of buzzards.
White people.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
15 hours ago
1 African children.
Getting in her pants, politely.
What helps Obama unwind?
15 hours ago
48 A low standard of living.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
15 hours ago
49 Dying of dysentery.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
z | 1
Breaking out into song and dance.
x | 2
Hot Pockets.
c | 3
Lockjaw.
 
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