Some Recent Plays
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
14 hours ago
82 Asians who aren't good at math.
Why do I hurt all over?
14 hours ago
88 Sexual humiliation.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
14 hours ago
95 Enormous Scandinavian women.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
14 hours ago
29 Figgy pudding.
__________: good to the last drop.
14 hours ago
116 My genitals.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
31 hours ago
1 My collection of high-tech sex toys.
The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
31 hours ago
85 Necrophilia.
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________.
31 hours ago
27 Guys who don't call.
What's that smell?
31 hours ago
61 Vehicular homicide.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
31 hours ago
50 Racially-biased SAT questions.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
z | 1
Coughing into a vagina.
x | 2
An asymmetric boob job.
c | 3
Improvised explosive devices.
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