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Sorry everyone, I just __________.
70 mins ago
40 Hot Pockets®.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
9 hours ago
88 Nubile slave boys.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
9 hours ago
83 Sexual tension.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
9 hours ago
48 Breaking out into song and dance.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
9 hours ago
62 Nip slips.
Why am I sticky?
13 hours ago
26 Old-people smell.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
13 hours ago
60 Foreskin.
What will always get you laid?
13 hours ago
46 Front butt.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
13 hours ago
22 The chronic.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
13 hours ago
44 Horrifying laser hair removal accidents.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
z | 1
Tweeting.
x | 2
Genital piercings.
c | 3
Half-assed foreplay.
Bill Nye the Science Guy.
Anal beads.
Toni Morrison's vagina.
 
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