Some Recent Plays
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
28 hours ago
65 Licking things to claim them as your own.
What's my secret power?
28 hours ago
45 Bingeing and purging.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
43 hours ago
81 Estrogen.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
43 hours ago
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
172 hours ago
73 Porn stars.
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________.
172 hours ago
77 Vehicular homicide.
What's that sound?
172 hours ago
81 Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine®.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
172 hours ago
42 Expecting a burp and vomiting on the floor.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
172 hours ago
98 72 virgins.
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
172 hours ago
94 Mouth herpes.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
z | 1
The People's Elbow.
x | 2
The Tempur-Pedic® Swedish Sleep System™.
c | 3
Being on fire.
The Holy Bible.
The placenta.
Too much hair gel.
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