Some Recent Plays
What's the crustiest?
3 hours ago
42 A gentle caress of the inner thigh.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
3 hours ago
35 Historical revisionism.
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
3 hours ago
36 YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS.
Why can't I sleep at night?
3 hours ago
47 Overpowering your father.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
4 hours ago
12 A look-see.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
4 hours ago
1 Re-gifting.
Two midgets shitting into a bucket.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
4 hours ago
48 RoboCop.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
4 hours ago
93 My vagina.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
4 hours ago
69 Literally eating shit.
Why can't I sleep at night?
4 hours ago
63 Saxophone solos.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
z | 1
Dental dams.
x | 2
Homeless people.
c | 3
The terrorists.
Hot Pockets®.
The true meaning of Christmas.
Balls.
 
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