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__________: good to the last drop.
13 mins ago
117 Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
13 mins ago
41 Mutually-assured destruction.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
13 mins ago
81 AXE Body Spray.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
13 mins ago
28 A big hoopla about nothing.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
13 mins ago
74 Jewish fraternities.
What ended my last relationship?
14 mins ago
60 Grave robbing.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
8 hours ago
1 Exchanging pleasantries.
Child abuse.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
8 hours ago
114 Lance Armstrong's missing testicle.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
8 hours ago
59 A windmill full of corpses.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
8 hours ago
53 My genitals.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
z | 1
The Pope.
x | 2
Nicolas Cage.
c | 3
Eating all of the cookies before the AIDS bake-sale.
Hot Pockets.
An icepick lobotomy.
Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
 
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