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When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
44 mins ago
41 Lactation.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
44 mins ago
56 The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy.
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
44 mins ago
124 An anal probe.
What am I giving up for Lent?
45 mins ago
94 African children.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
45 mins ago
27 Eugenics.
What's my anti-drug?
45 mins ago
44 Making sex at her.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
45 mins ago
33 Kim Jong-il.
What never fails to liven up the party?
45 mins ago
48 A death ray.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
46 mins ago
76 Grandma.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
46 mins ago
20 Cuddling.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
z | 1
My collection of high-tech sex toys.
x | 2
A mating display.
c | 3
Keg stands.
The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
Those times when you get sand in your vagina.
Will Smith.
 
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