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That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
15 hours ago
1 Tweeting.
Sean Connery.
__________. It's a trap!
133 hours ago
101 Friends with benefits.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
162 hours ago
80 Coat hanger abortions.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
362 hours ago
1 Getting drunk on mouthwash.
Canned tuna with extra dolphin.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
362 hours ago
1 Guys who don't call.
Eating too much of a lamp.
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
400 hours ago
81 A really cool hat.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
403 hours ago
59 Prosti-tots.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
446 hours ago
26 Hormone injections.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
446 hours ago
17 This answer is postmodern.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
449 hours ago
37 Ethnic cleansing.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
z | 1
A look-see.
x | 2
A cooler full of organs.
c | 3
A can of whoop-ass.
Classist undertones.
World peace.
A gentle caress of the inner thigh.
 
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