Some Recent Plays
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
3 hours ago
40 Wearing underwear inside-out to avoid doing laundry.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
3 hours ago
121 Two midgets shitting into a bucket.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
3 hours ago
20 The chronic.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
3 hours ago
93 An anal probe.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
3 hours ago
48 Nocturnal emissions.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
3 hours ago
74 Sexy pillow fights.
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
3 hours ago
109 Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
3 hours ago
57 A gentle caress of the inner thigh.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
3 hours ago
1 Michael Jackson.
Daddy issues.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
3 hours ago
78 Fiery poops.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
z | 1
The glass ceiling.
x | 2
Friends who eat all your snacks.
c | 3
Stifling a giggle at the mention of Hutus and Tutsis.
A nuanced critique.
A death ray.
Fabricating statistics.
 
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