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I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
just now
97 Tentacle porn.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
just now
1 Darth Vader.
Former President George W. Bush.
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
just now
35 The Donald Trump Seal of Approval™.
What's the new fad diet?
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65 Count Chocula.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
just now
25 The terrorists.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
just now
1 Seppuku.
Forgetting the Alamo.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
just now
78 Laying an egg.
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
just now
111 Genital piercings.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
just now
73 A defective condom.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
1 mins ago
1 Breaking out into song and dance.
Flavored condoms.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
z | 1
Sniffing glue.
x | 2
Getting really high.
c | 3
Asians who aren't good at math.
Passive-aggressive Post-it notes.
Coughing into a vagina.
A bag of magic beans.
 
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