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When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
35 mins ago
2 The homosexual agenda.
Morgan Freeman's voice.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
12 hours ago
91 A passionate Latino lover.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
12 hours ago
30 New Age music.
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
21 hours ago
74 Whipping it out.
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
21 hours ago
117 White people.
What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
21 hours ago
16 Getting really high.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
21 hours ago
1 Switching to Geico.
Vehicular homicide.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
21 hours ago
112 A sad handjob.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
21 hours ago
75 The economy.
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
21 hours ago
65 Sexual tension.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
z | 1
Being a motherfucking sorcerer.
x | 2
Edible underpants.
c | 3
Homeless people.
White privilege.
Goblins.
Natural male enhancement.
 
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