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A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
11 hours ago
92 8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
11 hours ago
78 An asymmetric boob job.
What gets better with age?
11 hours ago
74 Dick fingers.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
11 hours ago
64 Picking up girls at the abortion clinic.
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
11 hours ago
21 Peanut Butter Jelly Time.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
11 hours ago
33 Goblins.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
11 hours ago
105 Nicolas Cage.
What's my anti-drug?
11 hours ago
89 Getting really high.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
11 hours ago
71 White people.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
11 hours ago
68 Ethnic cleansing.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
z | 1
Authentic Mexican cuisine.
x | 2
Dead babies.
c | 3
Dry heaving.
The Rapture.
Literally eating shit.
Assless chaps.
 
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