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What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
5 hours ago
93 Elderly Japanese men.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
5 hours ago
83 Lady Gaga.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
5 hours ago
60 My relationship status.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
5 hours ago
83 Half-assed foreplay.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
5 hours ago
38 Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
5 hours ago
58 Adderall™.
__________: good to the last drop.
5 hours ago
61 Genital piercings.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
5 hours ago
48 The milk man.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
5 hours ago
107 All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
5 hours ago
91 Those times when you get sand in your vagina.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
z | 1
White people.
x | 2
Leveling up.
c | 3
RoboCop.
Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.
Land mines.
Surprise sex!
 
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