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__________. Betcha can't have just one!
2 hours ago
46 Spectacular abs.
Why am I sticky?
2 hours ago
28 Famine.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
2 hours ago
1 Peeing a little bit.
Pulling out.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
2 hours ago
1 My machete.
__________. It's a trap!
2 hours ago
102 Toni Morrison's vagina.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
2 hours ago
40 Hormone injections.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
2 hours ago
32 Kibbles 'n Bits™.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
2 hours ago
72 A middle-aged man on roller skates.
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
2 hours ago
40 Pistol-whipping a hostage.
I drink to forget __________.
2 hours ago
84 Sudden Poop Explosion Disease.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
z | 1
The Pope.
x | 2
That one gay Teletubby.
c | 3
Keanu Reeves.
Embryonic stem cells.
One thousand Slim Jims.
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