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What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
113 mins ago
79 Mouth herpes.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
113 mins ago
40 A mopey zoo lion.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
113 mins ago
59 Hulk Hogan.
What's a girl's best friend?
113 mins ago
99 Doin' it in the butt.
Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage.
113 mins ago
52 Team building exercises.
Why am I sticky?
114 mins ago
74 Golden showers.
Why can't I sleep at night?
114 mins ago
32 Passive-aggression.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
114 mins ago
67 Third base.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
114 mins ago
81 Man meat.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
119 mins ago
61 The Blood of Christ.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
z | 1
Guys who don't call.
x | 2
An asymmetric boob job.
c | 3
Mistaking a retarded person for someone who's merely deaf.
Consultants.
Wiping her butt.
The Pope.
 
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