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I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
20 hours ago
55 Hormone injections.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
20 hours ago
65 Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
20 hours ago
68 A wisecracking terrorist.
What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
214 hours ago
61 Penis envy.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
214 hours ago
1 Fingering.
Kim Jong-il.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
214 hours ago
48 Improvised explosive devices.
What helps Obama unwind?
214 hours ago
69 Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine.
Why do I hurt all over?
214 hours ago
61 A clandestine butt scratch.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
214 hours ago
40 Women in yogurt commercials.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
397 hours ago
49 Powerful thighs.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
z | 1
Geese.
x | 2
Nazis.
c | 3
Former President George W. Bush.
Cybernetic enhancements.
Horse meat.
Masturbation.
 
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