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What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
95 mins ago
19 Eating the last known bison.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
95 mins ago
39 Glenn Beck being harried by a swarm of buzzards.
__________. That's how I want to die.
95 mins ago
48 Space muffins.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________.
95 mins ago
75 Nazis.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
95 mins ago
23 Shapeshifters.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
95 mins ago
47 Stranger danger.
Why can't I sleep at night?
95 mins ago
24 Team building exercises.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
95 mins ago
43 Expecting a burp and vomiting on the floor.
Why am I sticky?
96 mins ago
52 Flesh-eating bacteria.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
65 hours ago
49 Men.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
z | 1
Picking up girls at the abortion clinic.
x | 2
Hot cheese.
c | 3
American Gladiators.
Guys who don't call.
Mathletes.
My sex life.
 
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