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What's that smell?
14 mins ago
57 Not giving a shit about the Third World.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
14 mins ago
44 AXE Body Spray.
What gets better with age?
15 mins ago
50 Accidentally slipping yourself a roofie.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
15 mins ago
58 Natural male enhancement.
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________.
15 mins ago
66 Stranger danger.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
5 hours ago
60 Free samples.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
21 hours ago
65 Martha Stewart.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
25 hours ago
1 Dwarf tossing.
African children.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
25 hours ago
1 Gloryholes.
Feeding Rosie O'Donnell.
What's my secret power?
25 hours ago
28 The four arms of Vishnu.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
z | 1
My genitals.
x | 2
72 virgins.
c | 3
Wifely duties.
Cybernetic enhancements.
Space muffins.
A grande sugar-free iced soy caramel macchiato.
 
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