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What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
88 mins ago
93 Elderly Japanese men.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
88 mins ago
83 Lady Gaga.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
88 mins ago
60 My relationship status.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
88 mins ago
83 Half-assed foreplay.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
88 mins ago
38 Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
88 mins ago
58 Adderall™.
__________: good to the last drop.
89 mins ago
61 Genital piercings.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
89 mins ago
48 The milk man.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
89 mins ago
107 All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
89 mins ago
91 Those times when you get sand in your vagina.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
z | 1
Shorties and blunts.
x | 2
Dick Cheney.
c | 3
The glass ceiling.
The economy.
Not giving a shit about the Third World.
The gays.
 
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