Some Recent Plays
__________. High five, bro.
7 hours ago
46 Estrogen.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
7 hours ago
49 Paula Dean's diabetes
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
7 hours ago
34 Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
7 hours ago
3 Exchanging pleasantries.
A web of lies.
I drink to forget __________.
7 hours ago
51 All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
7 hours ago
56 Another goddamn vampire movie.
What do old people smell like?
7 hours ago
39 The Big Bang.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
7 hours ago
1 Poor life choices.
Women in yogurt commercials.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
7 hours ago
54 Sweet, sweet vengeance.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
7 hours ago
1 Public ridicule.
Overpowering your father.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
z | 1
x | 2
An asymmetric boob job.
c | 3
A sausage festival.
The boners of the elderly.
A gassy antelope.
The Übermensch.
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