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I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
54 hours ago
1 Doin' it in the butt.
A mating display.
What's my anti-drug?
54 hours ago
89 Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
54 hours ago
28 Pterodactyl eggs.
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
54 hours ago
36 Vigilante justice.
White people like __________.
54 hours ago
37 Amputees.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
54 hours ago
28 Guys who don't call.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
54 hours ago
30 Party poopers.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
54 hours ago
63 Masturbation.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
54 hours ago
151 My dick.
What's the crustiest?
54 hours ago
94 Dead babies.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
z | 1
Scientology.
x | 2
Hope.
c | 3
World peace.
Half-assed foreplay.
Black people.
Oompa-Loompas.
 
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