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In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with __________ for the first time.
17 mins ago
86 Alcoholism.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
17 mins ago
74 Sexy Siamese twins.
White people like __________.
17 mins ago
58 Pooping back and forth. Forever.
I drink to forget __________.
17 mins ago
31 Hot Pockets.
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
17 mins ago
49 Martha Stewart.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
18 mins ago
1 Sipping artificial popcorn butter.
Sexual tension.
What's my anti-drug?
18 mins ago
63 Saxophone solos.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
18 mins ago
36 An honest cop with nothing left to lose.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
18 mins ago
1 Go-gurt.
Coughing into a vagina.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
19 mins ago
30 Vigilante justice.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
z | 1
Penis envy.
x | 2
Bees?
c | 3
Winking at old people.
Being rich.
Hipsters.
Ominous background music.
 
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