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__________? There's an app for that.
202 hours ago
71 Testicular torsion.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
228 hours ago
33 Winking at old people.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
228 hours ago
29 Charisma.
What's the most emo?
287 hours ago
55 Winking at old people.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
370 hours ago
81 Tom Cruise.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
371 hours ago
89 A can of whoop-ass.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
371 hours ago
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When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
422 hours ago
39 Sarah Palin.
What's the crustiest?
508 hours ago
50 Lunchables™.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
508 hours ago
36 Saxophone solos.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
z | 1
Britney Spears at 55.
x | 2
The four arms of Vishnu.
c | 3
The Rapture.
Nicolas Cage.
8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.
Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts.
 
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