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Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
7 hours ago
98 Necrophilia.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
16 hours ago
43 Santa Claus.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
16 hours ago
58 Enormous Scandinavian women.
What's my secret power?
16 hours ago
101 Getting so angry that you pop a boner.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
16 hours ago
56 Balls.
__________. That's how I want to die.
16 hours ago
35 Ring Pops™.
What's my anti-drug?
16 hours ago
1
Betcha can't have just one!
16 hours ago
20 Swooping.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
16 hours ago
32 The hiccups.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
16 hours ago
98 Harry Potter erotica.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
z | 1
Paris Hilton.
x | 2
Former President George W. Bush.
c | 3
A sea of troubles.
Dental dams.
Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up.
Jew-fros.
 
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