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In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
101 mins ago
55 Mistaking a retarded person for someone who's merely deaf.
__________. It's a trap!
36 hours ago
66 Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
56 hours ago
68 Women in yogurt commercials.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
56 hours ago
60 Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
110 hours ago
119 German dungeon porn.
I drink to forget __________.
111 hours ago
34 Serfdom.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
340 hours ago
80 Flavored condoms.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
340 hours ago
61 Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
341 hours ago
88 My dick.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
341 hours ago
123 Panda sex.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
z | 1
Paris Hilton.
x | 2
A time travel paradox.
c | 3
Waiting '€˜til marriage.
Dental dams.
Dick fingers.
Flightless birds.
 
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