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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
57 mins ago
57 My humps.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
108 mins ago
56 Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.
Why am I sticky?
108 mins ago
62 Insatiable bloodlust.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
108 mins ago
1 The Kool-Aid Man.
Michelle Obama's arms.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
108 mins ago
51 Bosnian chicken farmers.
White people like __________.
109 mins ago
64 Saxophone solos.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
113 mins ago
1 Flavored condoms.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
113 mins ago
84 A homoerotic volleyball montage.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
114 mins ago
68 Golden showers.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
114 mins ago
67 Dick fingers.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
z | 1
Women's suffrage.
x | 2
The Amish.
c | 3
Deflowering the princess.
Panda sex.
Surprise sex!
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