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What's the next Happy Meal toy?
37 hours ago
79 Sexy Siamese twins.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
37 hours ago
45 Pabst Blue Ribbon.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
46 hours ago
126 2 Girls 1 Cup.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
46 hours ago
114 Harry Potter erotica.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
46 hours ago
26 Too much hair gel.
What are my parents hiding from me?
46 hours ago
38 Prosti-tots.
What do old people smell like?
46 hours ago
44 Heartwarming orphans.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
52 hours ago
51 Women's suffrage.
52 hours ago
46 Cybernetic enhancements.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
52 hours ago
1 PCP.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
z | 1
x | 2
c | 3
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Britney Spears at 55.
Domino's™ Oreo™ Dessert Pizza.
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