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Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
19 hours ago
98 Necrophilia.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
28 hours ago
43 Santa Claus.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
28 hours ago
58 Enormous Scandinavian women.
What's my secret power?
28 hours ago
101 Getting so angry that you pop a boner.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
28 hours ago
56 Balls.
__________. That's how I want to die.
28 hours ago
35 Ring Pops™.
What's my anti-drug?
28 hours ago
1
Betcha can't have just one!
28 hours ago
20 Swooping.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
28 hours ago
32 The hiccups.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
28 hours ago
98 Harry Potter erotica.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
z | 1
Lance Armstrong's missing testicle.
x | 2
The four arms of Vishnu.
c | 3
Tiger Woods.
Public ridicule.
The miracle of childbirth.
Muhammad (Praise Be Unto Him).
 
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