Some Recent Plays
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
2 hours ago
1 Nubile slave boys.
An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
2 hours ago
12 Overpowering your father.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
2 hours ago
19 Sean Penn.
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
4 hours ago
19 Deflowering the princess.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
4 hours ago
1 Scientology.
Same-sex ice dancing.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
4 hours ago
85 A vajazzled vagina.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
4 hours ago
1 Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.
Passing a kidney stone.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
4 hours ago
53 Kanye West.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
4 hours ago
92 Menstruation.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
4 hours ago
78 Viagra.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
z | 1
Harry Potter erotica.
x | 2
A defective condom.
c | 3
American Gladiators.
A rival dojo.
Hot people.
A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis.
 
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