Some Recent Plays
What's that smell?
9 hours ago
58 Robbing a sperm bank.
What's the most emo?
9 hours ago
68 MechaHitler.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
9 hours ago
43 Take-backsies.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
9 hours ago
74 AIDS.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
9 hours ago
20 The four arms of Vishnu.
__________. That's how I want to die.
9 hours ago
54 Sharing needles.
__________. It's a trap!
9 hours ago
40 Sniffing glue.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
9 hours ago
2 Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.
Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes.
Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage.
9 hours ago
36 Sweet, sweet vengeance.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
9 hours ago
56 The homosexual agenda.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
z | 1
The folly of man.
x | 2
Sperm whales.
c | 3
Picking up girls at the abortion clinic.
Surprise sex!
College.
An honest cop with nothing left to lose.
 
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