Some Recent Plays
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
3 hours ago
83 The Jews.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
3 hours ago
1 Mr. Snuffleupagus.
Two midgets shitting into a bucket.
Why am I sticky?
3 hours ago
17 Serfdom.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
3 hours ago
44 The shambling corpse of Larry King.
What's my anti-drug?
4 hours ago
31 Being rich.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
9 hours ago
36 Friendly fire.
Why do I hurt all over?
9 hours ago
90 Black people.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
9 hours ago
1 Tickle Me Elmo™.
The Jews.
What do old people smell like?
9 hours ago
54 Hulk Hogan.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
9 hours ago
71 A mime having a stroke.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
z | 1
The gays.
x | 2
Harry Potter erotica.
c | 3
Flightless birds.
Muhammad (Praise Be Unto Him).
A homoerotic volleyball montage.
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