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And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
33 mins ago
52 Will Smith.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
33 mins ago
43 PCP.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
34 mins ago
102 My vagina.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
2 hours ago
1 Elderly Japanese men.
A nuanced critique.
White people like __________.
2 hours ago
33 Glenn Beck.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
2 hours ago
90 Balls.
What's my anti-drug?
3 hours ago
72 Waking up half- naked in a Denny's parking lot.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
3 hours ago
81 Third base.
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
3 hours ago
131 The boners of the elderly.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
3 hours ago
87 The KKK.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
z | 1
x | 2
Civilian casualties.
c | 3
Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts.
Eating an albino.
Black people.
Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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