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What's the gift that keeps on giving?
4 hours ago
80 A sassy black woman.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
213 hours ago
115 Elderly Japanese men.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
213 hours ago
40 Shaft.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
239 hours ago
116 The boners of the elderly.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
240 hours ago
30 Quiche.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
285 hours ago
94 Hipsters.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
455 hours ago
45 A web of lies.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
471 hours ago
35 Mad hacky-sack skills.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
682 hours ago
59 Passable transvestites.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
685 hours ago
1 Sexy pillow fights.
Police brutality.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
z | 1
Existentialists.
x | 2
Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse.
c | 3
Puppies!
Multiple stab wounds.
A foul mouth.
Prosti-tots.
 
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