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__________: good to the last drop.
11 hours ago
117 Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
11 hours ago
41 Mutually-assured destruction.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
11 hours ago
81 AXE Body Spray.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
11 hours ago
28 A big hoopla about nothing.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
11 hours ago
74 Jewish fraternities.
What ended my last relationship?
11 hours ago
60 Grave robbing.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
19 hours ago
1 Exchanging pleasantries.
Child abuse.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
19 hours ago
114 Lance Armstrong's missing testicle.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
19 hours ago
59 A windmill full of corpses.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
19 hours ago
53 My genitals.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
z | 1
An asymmetric boob job.
x | 2
The Little Engine That Could.
c | 3
Those times when you get sand in your vagina.
A micropenis.
Poor people.
A sausage festival.
 
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