Some Recent Plays
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
2 hours ago
59 When you fart and a little bit comes out.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
2 hours ago
77 Teenage pregnancy.
What's the most emo?
2 hours ago
99 Dead babies.
__________? There's an app for that.
2 hours ago
45 A windmill full of corpses.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
2 hours ago
1 Former President George W. Bush.
Genghis Khan.
What will always get you laid?
2 hours ago
32 Drinking alone.
What gets better with age?
2 hours ago
38 That thing that electrocutes your abs.
What's that sound?
2 hours ago
19 This answer is postmodern.
__________. High five, bro.
2 hours ago
70 Praying the gay away.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
2 hours ago
28 Beating your wives.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
z | 1
Showing up to an orgy for the food.
x | 2
Laying an egg.
c | 3
The homosexual agenda.
Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
Queefing.
Catapults.
 
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