Some Recent Plays
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
14 hours ago
62 Mutually-assured destruction.
__________. Betcha can't have just one!
15 hours ago
71 Accidentally slipping yourself a roofie.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
15 hours ago
36 Hot cheese.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
15 hours ago
49 Cards Against Humanity.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
15 hours ago
26 The hiccups.
What am I giving up for Lent?
56 hours ago
32 Tangled Slinkys.
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
56 hours ago
49 Another goddamn vampire movie.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
56 hours ago
73 Gandhi.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
56 hours ago
38 Jean-Claude Van Damme.
56 hours ago
1 Toni Morrison's vagina.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
z | 1
Riding off into the sunset.
x | 2
(I am doing Kegels right now.)
c | 3
Estrogen.
A middle-aged man on roller skates.
A really cool hat.
Showing up to an orgy for the food.
 
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